2011 CCTV Spring Festival Evening !

! ! Q63535955 1, Spring Festival five accidents: Cai Guo finally reached kick. Jiang Kun was finally not copy network. Zhao finally admitted that his essay rotten. Dong Qing finally he was asked by default. Lin Chi-ling's chest finally smaller.
2, I always look forward in the life of the Spring Festival Evening: 9 Mao Yiping world is actually a house. The world do not actually have a house wife's mother. Meet the world actually gave a 30000 at the same table. 10 million pick the world actually have the owner back to 10000. The world there are as many as 500 million for the waste soil girlfriends.
3, Year of the Rabbit Spring Festival, the top ten Hawthorn two ambiguous. Chi Lin Chest smaller sister. Brother Jay and short. Andrew left to force a fake. The Uncle boring. Acrobatics brother awesome. Han aunt go out of tune. Dong Qing when asked hooked. Finally, at the expense of goldfish.
4, said that in the background every Spring Festival, there is a sweep of the old lady, when the actor steps down, whispered to him: You're embarrassed.
5, this year's Spring Festival, a certain lack of audience: Song Shan Mu
6, Lin Chi-ling how good: to accommodate Jay Chou, Lin Chi Ling wore flat shoes, which is to take care of people. Directors of State not wishing to come up on stilts, and this lunar, and more than a half head Zhiling also fierce, and Lin Chi-ling came to say hello to her, but see through the ruse Lin Chi-ling, but first looked down at the foot of Dong Qing, and then retreat two step, keep a distance, this movement, so that the audience does not understand how authentic Dong Qing.
7, harmonious society pay attention to calm
8, water liar iron Dong Qing.
pigs matter how dry the fox
9, Spring Festival very strict security, with the filler can not be admitted, even if you are a ling.
10, just when the beautiful women who sing and Jay sat vacant in the promotion of technology should be in the spring!
11, said this year's Spring Festival Evening Zhiling real magic is to sister's chest changed to Tsai Ming-sister who
12, the second term do not be afraid of writing papers! Brush the book: here spent ten thousand words!
13, the most to the power of a Spring Festival Evening: Lin Chi-ling of the Dong Qing said: Actually, this when the child care experience than I do.
14, the fish take the principle of magic decrypt: All the fish tank water is very shallow, because the tank below the arrangements for the electromagnetic wiring 〔〕 goldfish go. Second: is the most cruel part; in these arrangements goldfish magnet stomach surgery 〔know who will be very aware of the〕, so that goldfish will walk according to your instructions. The reason why I declassified the magic, because magic is too cruel! Because the fish can not live 5 to 7 days (animal ah)
15, or goldfish that magic: goldfish goldfish as a symbol of the people --- like the people obedient,,,
16, Spring Festival on the fourth Son: Yoshitaka million for the first Huijia see the second line too simple: the root of all evil, led to a brothel prostitution stroll ... (loud noise is the liberal arts students)
17, the Alliance: to force Zhu, Zhao Hang father, the people, Le me a go! Second line: Cai clouds, forest your sister, CCTV Spring Festival Evening, God horse stuff! Streamer: The heart does not panic saving sleep.
18, Spring Festival Evening: the 5000000, no more; fake divorce divided house, and yellow; seized hundreds of thousands of dollars, but also the.
19, Spring Festival Evening magician necessary props: Dong Qing!
20, the Uncle came from the audience, walking out the pieces of the first table word: hey (yeah) ...
21, 【Who is she? 】 Why the camera stayed on her for so long? She is the cartoonist Xia, Li Xiaoran He sent the painting of the originally painted should be sent to her, but she was too nervous. (The girl is considered a beauty)